Modern NASCAR driver Ross Chastain needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight, and Ross Chastain needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.
Ross Chastain should also be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music.
As you know if you’ve been following this blog for a while, I do not want NASCAR to change and evolve with the times, I do not want NASCAR to try to be as appealing to the average person as Basketball, Football, Baseball; and Ice Hockey; I don’t like most modern NASCAR drivers being traditional stick-and-ball athletes turned Stock Car drivers because they had never made the cut as a traditional stick-and-ball athlete, and being a racing car driver was the only other thing they had trained to do or else they would have to enter an entirely new and different line of work; I don’t like NASCAR having adopted a new logo as of late for the first time since 1976, I wish for NASCAR to eternally hold onto its ways that it had from the 1970’s up until the crack of the 21st Century; and traditional stick-and-ball sports and men whose first love is playing and spectating them should be left out of the equation, and NASCAR drivers and members of pit crews should be nothing more than regular car guys-just like how they used to be prior to the 21st Century.
Not only should Ross Chastain be barred from wearing a ridiculous Undercut haircut, I am also concerned that Ross Chastain has been plagued by the senseless trend of sporting a ridiculous Undercut haircut, or; as another way to say it-ridiculously joining the bandwagon of millions of witless males around the world of getting an absurd Undercut haircut. And though I have never been fond of the Crew Cut or Buzzcut haircuts with a “bumper”, I am also not fond of Ross Chastain Crew Cut or Buzzcut haircut with a “bumper” in favor of the ridiculous Undercut haircut.