Like Indy Car drivers James Hinchcliffe, Charlie Kimball, and Robert Wickens; fellow Indy car driver Ed Carpenter needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight; and Ed Carpenter should also be barred from having an Undercut haircut and dressing to the nines.
Also, Ed Carpenter needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio; and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness (including the icky, yucky sport of Basketball).
Matthew Parij 