NHL player Matt Duchene should not only be barred from having an Undercut haircut, or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Matt Duchene also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.
Matt Duchene also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.
Furthermore, Matt Duchene should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Matt Duchene should also be barred from dressing to the nines.
Matthew Parij 