Canadian Rower Mark Oldershaw should not only be barred from having an Undercut haircut, or any other hairstyle that involves him wearing product in his hair; but Mark Oldershaw also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight.
Mark Oldershaw also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of amateur/ham radio, and the engineering side of commercial radio and television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness.
Furthermore, Mark Oldershaw should be forced to listen to Adult Contemporary, Jazz; and Easy Listening music; and Mark Oldershaw should also be barred from dressing to the nines.
Mark Oldershaw’s teammate Ben Russell should not only be barred from having a Buzzcut haircut or shaving his head with a razor and shaving cream, but Ben Russell also needs to be transformed from being fit and muscular to being fat and overweight; and Ben Russell also needs to comprehend that the automotive world as a whole, the world of Amateur/Ham Radio; and the engineering side of commercial Radio and Television are all more important than the world of sports and fitness. Furthermore, Ben Russell should also be barred from dressing to the nines.
Matthew Parij 